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What The Deuce?
I am Sean Edwards, I am from Maine, and this is my blog. I use it to complain about things in between whatever it is I happen to be up to.
I am, among other things, a programmer. If you would like me to fix your computer, I would be happy to. I charge $50 per hour.
I am also, by some stretch of the word, a writer, in that I write things. Though when you say it that way, I might as well have told you I like to breathe. Everybody writes things.